Are you SERIOUS?

Today is friday, so by most accounts, I should be pretty fucking thrilled right now. However, I work with people who have, apparently, malfunctioning brains.

I'd like to start off by saying: If you're 50, your job requires computers, and you make at least double the salary I make...YOU SHOULD KNOW HOW TO COPY/PASTE SHIT. There is no reason on God's green Earth that I should ever have to tell you how to copy/paste something. If my 70 year old grandmother can do it, you should be able to.

Secondly, using a computer mouse for EVERYTHING shouldn't be allowed. Do you know how stupid you look doing that shit? There are keyboard shortcuts, aptly named such, FOR A REASON. If you haven't mastered CTRL+C, CTRL+V yet...you shouldn't even talk to me.

I have such a hard time believing that people are totally void of these skills! Speaking of which... if you have been using computers on a daily basis for more than 5 years, you have NO excuse to still type with only your INDEX FINGERS! Are you kidding me? Do you really spend 15 minutes on every paragraph? Do you really still have to look at the keyboard? Do you really think that is acceptable? If you call me to your office and then say 'hang on, i have to finish this email' it better be a fucking joke when you start typing with just your index fingers. That shit is NOT okay.

On an unrelated note, I decided I would get lunch from Wendy's today because I didn't have time to pack anything. Yes, I woke up late, I got to work late, and I don't care...
So anyway, I got to Wendy's and I ordered a Spicy Caesar salad because I'm trying the Low Carb diet. I don't know why either... I'm not that fat. I coulddd just exercise that shit away but I'm too fucking lazy to do ANYTHING. So I got a salad. Well, of course they pack these salads, like, a week in advance so as i'm eating it I realize the whole thing is fucking watery. Is there anything worse than a salad covered in water? It dilutes your salad dressing, it makes your croutons soggy, and seriously, what the hell is a salad with SOGGY ASS CROUTONS? Shitty, that's what.

Happy day one of blogging!