Why we moved into this new place I'm still trying to figure out. The house is nice inside, the yard is fenced in, we don't have to constantly watch the dog, and we can play movies as loud as we want.
That being said, there are little shits that live up and down the street and annoy the hell out of me. JUST now they threw something over their fence against the side of our house because apparently the yard between the side of our house and their fence is a fucking trash pit. We have been cleaning it out constantly, and as I'm sitting on the couch trying to get fat and eat my ice cream in peace I have to hear something bang against the side of our house? Are you fucking kidding me?
Every neighbor in a 5 mile radius is a fucking 40 year old grandmother with a 20 year old daughter who has at least 2 kids, usually one being over 5 years old. Way to break the cycle guys! And guess what? When you're missing teeth you don't make it on to MTV so you did it for nothing. No one even likes these kids, they're outside with their parents probably hoping someone will take them because not even the biggest pervert wants to put up with that shit for some fun.
We get bikes left right in front of our driveway. I keep telling my husband to run them over, but he's nice enough to bring all their shit back to their driveway and drop it behind the mother's car. The mother, of course, usually just kicks it off to the side and backs out anyway.
The other day I caught one of the boys jumping my fucking fence to get a ball so he could play with my dog. I'm sorry, but stay the fuck out. I don't need my dog somehow getting your AIDS.
Why.Do.People.Have.Kids?
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